What I am about to tell you will definitely make me sound justifiably and clinically insane, but just bear with me while I tell you my story . Of course I’m completely aware that this either makes me sound really weird at the very least and like a big freaking stalker at the most. I think my fiancée and I are about to end our relationship . So I left my phone holder [/spin] on her bedroom floor so I could have a few more minutes alone with her, even if they are hostile minutes | over at her place to give me an excuse to go back there[/spin]. I don’t want to break up with her. She is a gorgeous girl that is sensitive, intelligent, hilarious, and has a butt load of money in a trust fund from her rich rich father . The girl is set for the rest of her life, she will never have to work another day . I wish I had rich parents who created a trust fund that I could live off of for the rest of my life . Don’t get me wrong, I want love but really money is where it is at . I’d never stop kicking myself if I threw away the chance for a lazy, luxurious existence just because I forgot our 7-month anniversary or whatever other ridiculous thing she’s mad about now. But I have an excuse t go back there with flowers and a bottle of wine and I can act like I’m sorry and she’ll get all weepy-eyed. Believe it or not, this normally works.

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